Well, that's one of the more hopeful bits of ad copy I've come across in awhile. This cosmetically challenged gen-2 tank is listed on eBay for…are you sitting down?…$250 or make offer. In all fairness, that does include shipping.
Personally, I would cut this tank lengthwise, using the "good" side as a wall mounting for a perfect piece of gearhead decor. I would require a price adjustment, however.